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I finally finished it! [09 Jan 2005|06:03pm]

brightside_gal
So here's one i made. It is just fiction after all right?

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HAHAHA! [05 Jan 2005|06:07pm]

atiqah_erlina
[ mood | hopeful ]

I just did the coolest thing! And I ain't putting it in an LJ-CUT! LOL, jk... I guess I have too...

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Okay already, West Malibu LOVES The Strokes [27 Dec 2004|03:51pm]

atiqah_erlina
Okay already, West Malibu LOVES The Strokes
by Brian Hines & *a sprinkle of Alexa Levine*!

Enough. I get the picture. The Strokes are the best band ever. I give up.

Rolling Stone calls them the new kings of rock. Spin has once again chosen their album as the best of the year. It seems like I can't read an article about ANY modern music without some reference to how The Strokes are so cool because they... well, I don't know why. Because people say they sound just like old-school New York punk (which they don't) or for having long hair? For being drunk?

But every year the critics pick SOME band to gush over. What's strange about The Strokes is that my friends, Jamie, Taylor & Gisele' seem to be brainwashed as well.

"Oh, Alex, you like rock music right? You must like The Strokes," said Jamie who has borrowed CDs from me a lot.
"Yeah, they're okay," I said.
"Just 'okay'?!" responded my incredulous friend. "What are you talking about? The Strokes are your kind of music. You like them," she ordered. Jamie can be a bit too bossy at times.

Well, I KIND of do, or did. I got their first album "Is This It" for Christmas last year (unasked for, Gisele' bought it for me), and found it to be... just okay. I liked their singles, and the album as a whole was pretty solid. But to be perfectly honest, I like the The Killer's album better. I just couldn't hear anything mind-blowing in the Strokes music. Apparently, I was wrong.

"How can you not like the Strokes?" Taylor asks.
"I don't NOT like them --- I just don't see the fuss." I answered.
"Shut up. You love them," Gisele' and Taylor said at the same time.

I haven't got this much crap from people for ONLY liking something since I told my twin brothers that I don't play Final Fantasy 8.

So you know what? Fine. I don't need to know why they're so good. I'll take it at everyone's word that I'm missing something and that the Strokes are indeed the greatest band in rock n' roll.
Before this decision, my personal favorite bands were The Killers, Maroon 5, The All-American Rejects, The Donnas, Blink 182 and Sum 41. But now I can see that they are, respectively --- crap, lame, underachievers, and wimps. What was I thinking? I like music, therefore I like The Strokes and only The Strokes.

So I've thrown out all of my albums to make room for my new Strokes discography. A little overboard you think? Rolling Stone stated "Just as Nirvana became the face of grunge in the early Nineties, the Strokes have become the face of the so-called new garage-rock scene." I don't know about you, but I don't want to get caught with my pants down, being the asshole who owns Nirvana AND Soundgarden. What a waste of money!

Do not look at this picture.They are too good.

The Strokes were on the cover of Rolling Stone last month and I've heard nothing but great things about their newest release Room on Fire. I listened to it, and it sounds a lot like their first album. For most bands, that's a bad thing. "Oh, R.E.M.'s new album sounds just like they're last great album? How horrible! Oh, Radiohead's new album doesn't sound anything like the last album which everyone loved? How brave! Oh, but The Strokes' new albium sounds EXACTLY like their first one? How wonderful! How perfect! Oh God, I love The Strokes! I love them so much!" It's somehow more evidence that The Strokes are the greatest band to ever play a note. I now understand this, and sincerely apologize for taking so long to realize it.

Spin Magazine named them the best band of 2003. Why so conservative? They should be the best band of Years 1-2093. As a matter of fact, they should change their book name to "Strokes Magazine" and write about how everyone else sucks. Not just musicians, but all of us other people in general. I suck because I'm not in the Strokes, but at least now I will go along with the scientifically proven fact, the Strokes can bring people back to life.

I wouldn't mind seeing the Stokes play live, but I'd have to kill myself and get into Heaven to watch them play a show since they're perfect and can exist only in an afterlife paradise.
It must be easy for them to travel around the country for interviews and such considering their supernatural ability to fly.

Did you know the Strokes are the first band to win a Grammy, Oscar, Emmy, Nobel peace prize, Pulitzer, in one day? And they are the first band to be made up entirely of Rhodes Scholars? I didn't. But I do now, and that is why I threw out my CD player. I bought a new one with a 5 CD changer, and into the tray I have permanently glued two copies of Is This It, two copies of Room on Fire and in the final slot a mix CD with my favorite tracks from those two albums.
If the Strokes were to play the Lakers in basketball, I bet the Strokes' drummer Fabrizio Moretti would have a triple double without breaking a sweat. Shaquille O'Neal, guarded by Julian Casablancas, would be held scoreless.

The national anthem is going to be replaced by "Last Nite" and everyone's alarm clock will play "Meet Me in the Bathroom" to wake them up for work. Oh, and from now on, everyone's sole responsibilities at work will be to listen to more Strokes.
I love the Strokes.

Love,
Alexa Levine
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The world has review it!!! LOL [27 Dec 2004|01:18pm]

atiqah_erlina
[ mood | bouncy ]

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Now that's what I'm talking about!!!

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